I'm okay.
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

OHMYGO
scottlava:

“Honestly mate, you look sterling.”

scottlava:

Honestly mate, you look sterling.”

wellmanicuredman:

CANDY KINGDOM SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLD!

koxix:

where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

majortvjunkie:

rollingsound:

we tried to do a cool dominoes thing but

vaginalsalsa:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

I will literally spread this shit at work